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var X_now = new Date();


var X_days = new Array('SUNDAY','MONDAY','TUESDAY','WEDNESDAY','THURSDAY','FRIDAY','SATURDAY');
var X_months = new Array('JANUARY','FEBRUARY','MARCH','APRIL','MAY','JUNE','JULY','AUGUST','SEPTEMBER','OCTOBER','NOVEMBER','DECEMBER');
var X_date = ((X_now.getDate()<10) ? "0" : "")+ X_now.getDate();

function fourdigits(number)    {
   return (number < 1000) ? number + 1900 : number;
                               }
X_today = "<center>" + 	
              X_days[X_now.getDay()] + ", " +
              X_months[X_now.getMonth()] + " " +
              X_date + ", " +
              (fourdigits(X_now.getYear())) ;

var X_bday =  X_months[X_now.getMonth()] + " " +
              X_date ;      

var X_msga = '<font size=2><br>HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, ';
var X_msgb = '<font size=2><br>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ';
var X_msgc = '<font size=2><br>HAPPY NEW YEAR!';
var X_msgd = '<font size=2><br>WELCOME TO THE FAMILY,<br>';
var X_msge = '<font size=2><br>THANK A VETERAN FOR YOUR FREEDOM!<br>';
var X_msgf = '<font size=2><br>HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!<br>';
var X_msgg = '<font size=2><br>WE WILL NEVER FORGET<br>';
var X_msgh = '<font size=2><br>Rest in Peace, ';
var X_msgi = '<font size=2><br>THANK A COP FOR PROTECTING YOU!';

if (X_bday == "JANUARY 17")    X_today += X_msgb + "TERRI!" ;
if (X_bday == "FEBRUARY 01")   X_today += X_msgb + "NATE!" ;
if (X_bday == "FEBRUARY 01")   X_today += X_msgb + "MOM!" ;
if (X_bday == "FEBRUARY 15")   X_today += X_msgb + "JAYDEN!" ;
if (X_bday == "FEBRUARY 22")   X_today += X_msgb + "KARSYN!" ;
if (X_bday == "MARCH 04")      X_today += X_msgb + "MICHAEL!" ;
if (X_bday == "MARCH 11")      X_today += X_msgb + "LIAM!" ;
if (X_bday == "MARCH 17")      X_today += X_msgb + "CARL!" ;
if (X_bday == "MARCH 17")      X_today += X_msgb + "LAUREN!" ;
if (X_bday == "MARCH 22")      X_today += X_msgb + "CONNER!" ;
if (X_bday == "MARCH 28")      X_today += X_msgb + "CALEB!" ;
if (X_bday == "APRIL 03")      X_today += X_msgb + "ALEXA!" ;
if (X_bday == "APRIL 05")      X_today += X_msgb + "SHIBBY!" ;
if (X_bday == "APRIL 12")      X_today += X_msgd + "AVA!" ;
if (X_bday == "APRIL 25")      X_today += X_msgb + "KALLIE!" ;
if (X_bday == "MAY 04")        X_today += X_msgb + "BUDDY!" ;
if (X_bday == "MAY 08")        X_today += X_msgb + "JULIANA!" ;
if (X_bday == "MAY 12")        X_today += X_msgb + "RANDY!" ;
if (X_bday == "MAY 13")        X_today += X_msgb + "JIMMY!" ;
if (X_bday == "MAY 14")        X_today += X_msgb + "KIERSTYN!" ;
if (X_bday == "MAY 19")        X_today += X_msgb + "BRYLEE!" ;
if (X_bday == "JUNE 01")       X_today += X_msgb + "JIM!" ;
if (X_bday == "JUNE 03")       X_today += X_msgb + "MADDY!" ;
if (X_bday == "JUNE 28")       X_today += X_msgb + "KATELYN!" ;
if (X_bday == "JULY 31")       X_today += X_msgb + "ASHLEE!" ;
if (X_bday == "AUGUST 10")     X_today += X_msgb + "NANA!" ;
if (X_bday == "AUGUST 22")     X_today += X_msgb + "LANIE!" ;
if (X_bday == "AUGUST 23")     X_today += X_msgb + "LUKE & JONAH!" ;
if (X_bday == "SEPTEMBER 01")  X_today += X_msgb + "MICHELLE!" ;
if (X_bday == "SEPTEMBER 10")  X_today += X_msgb + "JASON!" ;
if (X_bday == "OCTOBER 06")    X_today += X_msgb + "HEATHER!" ;
if (X_bday == "OCTOBER 24")    X_today += X_msgb + "SARAH!" ;
if (X_bday == "NOVEMBER 06")   X_today += X_msgb + "LYNNE!" ;
if (X_bday == "NOVEMBER 08")   X_today += X_msgb + "DAD!" ;
if (X_bday == "NOVEMBER 29")   X_today += X_msgb + "ERIN!" ;
if (X_bday == "DECEMBER 11")   X_today += X_msgb + "DON!" ;
if (X_bday == "DECEMBER 13")   X_today += X_msgb + "REAGAN!" ;
if (X_bday == "DECEMBER 25")   X_today += X_msgb + "JESUS!" ;
if (X_bday == "DECEMBER 27")   X_today += X_msgb + "STEVE!" ;
if (X_bday == "DECEMBER 31")   X_today += X_msgb + "ELAINE!" ;

if (X_bday == "JANUARY 02")    X_today += X_msga + "LYNNE & STEVE!" ;
if (X_bday == "MARCH 23")      X_today += X_msga + "JASON & ERIN!" ;
if (X_bday == "JUNE 08")       X_today += X_msga + "BUDDY & ELAINE!" ;
if (X_bday == "JUNE 13")       X_today += X_msga + "MICHELLE & ANDY!" ;
if (X_bday == "AUGUST 29")     X_today += X_msga + "MOM & DAD!" ;
if (X_bday == "SEPTEMBER 24")  X_today += X_msga + "ASHLEE & MICHAEL!" ;
if (X_bday == "NOVEMBER 01")   X_today += X_msga + "NATE & KALLIE!" ;
if (X_bday == "NOVEMBER 26")   X_today += X_msga + "DON & TERRI!" ;

if (X_bday == "MARCH 19")      X_today += X_msgh + "DAD" ;
if (X_bday == "APRIL 25")      X_today += X_msgh + "GRANDMA HONEY" ;
if (X_bday == "JULY 27")       X_today += X_msgh + "MOM" ;

if (X_bday == "JANUARY 01")    X_today += X_msgc ;
if (X_bday == "MAY 15")        X_today += X_msgi ;
if (X_bday == "SEPTEMBER 11")  X_today += X_msgg ;
if (X_bday == "NOVEMBER 10")   X_today += X_msgb + "USMC!" ;
if (X_bday == "NOVEMBER 11")   X_today += X_msge ;
if (X_bday == "FEBRUARY 14")   X_today += X_msgf ;

X_today += '</b>';
document.write(X_today);

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